This story seems to be making the rounds-- a friend of mine emailed it to me and I had to share! A guy named Darren, who says he is the CEO of a consulting firm, meets a girl named Joanne via J-Date, and then...
Darren asks Joanne out. Joanne accepts. They eat at China Grill. (Nice restaurant. I've been there.) Darren pays, despite Joanne offering to split the check.
At some point after the meal, Darren gets the idea that Joanne didn't like him.
Rather than just chalk it up to a bad date (hey, it happens, right?) Darren... Well, Darren has other plans.
DARREN EMAILS JOANNE ASKING HER TO SEND HIM $50 FOR HER PORTION OF DINNER.
It gets better (or worse!) from there, so read the whole post! Who knows if it's true, but it's pretty funny.