Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Money is Not Jello: A Google Experiment

"Money is really weird" -- 2 results
"Money is so beautiful" -- 3 results
"Money is so ugly" -- 4 results
"Money is super sexy" -- 0 results
"Money makes the world go round" -- 159,000 results
"Money is a kick in the butt" -- 0 results
"Money is smart" -- 50,000 results
"Money is stupid" -- 89,700 results
"Money is jello" -- 0 results
"Money is peanut butter" -- 1 result
"Money for candy" -- 15,300 results
"Money bikini" -- 1,090 results
"Money girdle" -- 220 results
"Money is garbage" -- 13,500 results
"Money is wack" -- 3,760 results
"Money on other planets" -- 3 results
"Money on the windowsill" -- 10 results
"Money nostril" -- 5 results
"Money up the wazoo" -- 1,100 results
"Money ate my homework" -- 1 result
"Money in underwear" -- 7,710 results
"Money inside a mattress" -- 9 results
"Money inside a cake" -- 0 results
"Money inside a pie" -- 0 results
"Money inside a muffin" -- 0 results
"Money inside a croissant" -- 0 results
"Money inside an alligator" -- 0 results
"Money inside an elephant" -- 0 results
"Money inside a sheep" -- 0 results
"Money inside a dog" -- 0 results
"Money inside a cat" -- 0 results
"Money inside a bird" -- 3 results

If nothing else, this exercise has taught me where I should and shouldn't hide money.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

this is funny. you must give some weird answers when doing word association.

frugal zeitgeist said...

That was the first thing to make me crack a smile today! Thanks.

Cap said...

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I especially like "Money in underwear"

Sistah Ant said...

hilarious!

Anonymous said...

Come on. No "money shot"???