Friday, May 07, 2010

Fat Finger Friday

You know, it's been a while since I got into some of the details of my daily spending. So I'll tell you exactly what I spent yesterday, a day in the life of Madame X:

Breakfast: $3,360.00 for coffee and a muffin

Lunch: $9,100.00 for a salad and a vitamin water

Dinner: $51,000.00 for dinner at a sushi place with Sweetie

Miscellaneous: $2,000,000.00 to buy a New York Times because my delivered copy was stolen.

Wow, realizing I spent this much, I am now TOTALLY FREAKED OUT!!! I have blown my budget for not just this week or this month, but for like, my whole lifetime! I'm going to have to cash in my retirement savings to pay for this! Oh Noooooooo!!!!!

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Madame X, you are hilarious!

I think you can have a career in journalism, covering Wall St! You've got the financial chops for it!

Anonymous said...

Too funny. Unfortunately, the hit my stocks took yesterday wasn't funny due to either someone's fat finger, or a computer's fat glitch.
-tasha

Blurt said...

Gee, it'd a heck of a glitch if I spent like this! I miss the good old days...

premium finance said...

Whoa! I think I'll have to jump off a cliff or something if I spent that much. LOL. Anyway, thanks for your posts. I enjoy reading them and it helps me keep track of my own expenses. Cheers!

yama said...

Always a joy to read your articles, and always learn something new! thumbs up!

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Rich Dude said...

Ha! Peasant.

Thanks for this glimpse into how the other half lives. Must be rough.

Kevin said...

LOL..Skynet is angry...

But to recoup some losses check this program out. it wont help with your 401K but you will save a little extra to put back into it.

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Business Growth Advice said...

Haha! You need some new accounting software! Great reading as always Madame X