Showing posts with label weird. Show all posts
Showing posts with label weird. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Lifestyles of the Rich and Goofy

I hope everyone reads today's obituary of the 97-year-old Huntington Hartford, an heir to the A&P fortune who blew most of his money on assorted dreamy schemes... here's a few excerpts:

Mr. Hartford, a grandson of a principal founder of the Great Atlantic & Pacific Tea Company, was treated like a prince as a boy, indulged by his mother and a staff of servants and eventually provided with a living of about $1.5 million a year. Not content merely to be rich, he longed to be a writer and, more than that, an arbiter of culture and a master builder — ambitions that eluded him time after time.

A famous example was the Huntington Hartford Museum, also known as the Gallery of Modern Art, at 2 Columbus Circle in Manhattan. Mr. Hartford opened it in 1964 as a showcase for 19th- and 20th-century work that went against the prevailing current of Abstract Expressionism, which he detested. The building, designed by Edward Durell Stone, was considered a folly or worse: “a die-cut Venetian palazzo on lollipops,” wrote Ada Louise Huxtable, then the architecture critic of The New York Times....

The art within was generally unremarkable. And far from becoming the self-sustaining museum that Mr. Hartford had envisioned, it cost him $7.4 million before he abandoned the building to a rocky fate....

Costlier still was Mr. Hartford’s makeover of Hog Island, in the Bahamas. After buying four-fifths of the place in 1959 and having it renamed Paradise Island, he set about developing a resort with the construction of the Ocean Club and other amenities. Advisers persuaded him to stop short of exotic attractions like chariot races, but, overextended and unable to get a gambling license, he wound up losing an estimated $25 million to $30 million.

There were many lesser ventures that either bombed or fizzled, among them an automated parking garage in Manhattan, a handwriting institute, a modeling agency and his own disastrous stage adaptation of “Jane Eyre.” He inherited an estimated $90 million and lost an estimated $80 million of it.


The guy just couldn't catch a break:

Huntington went to Harvard, studying English literature and graduating in 1934. He went to work for his uncles at the company’s headquarters, then housed in the Graybar Building next to Grand Central Terminal, where his job was to keep track of sales of bread and pound cake. But he was often absent. In 1934 he defiantly took a day off to attend the Harvard-Yale football game. That ended his career in the family business. Yale won, 14-0.

In 1940, Mr. Hartford tried being a reporter for the New York newspaper PM, after putting up $100,000 to help get the paper started. If nothing else, the experience produced one of the all-time great excuses for missing deadline: he once sailed his yacht to cover an assignment on Long Island, and upon returning to the city could find no place to tie up and come ashore with the story.

With the start of World War II, he donated the yacht to the Coast Guard. In return he was given the command of a modest supply ship in the Pacific. He ran it aground twice — once, he said later, because his navigational charts were out of date, the other time because “I mistook feet for fathoms.”

And then there is the ending to the obit, which I found simultaneously bizarre, annoying, and poignant:
In 1974 Mr. Hartford married Elaine Kay, a former hairdresser more than 40 years his junior. They, too, were divorced, in 1981, but continued to live together in Mr. Hartford’s 20-room duplex apartment at 1 Beekman Place in Manhattan. In 1984, Ms. Kay and a friend were arrested and charged with tying up a teenage secretary to Mr. Hartford and shaving her head. The directors of the building voted for eviction.

Mr. Hartford moved to a townhouse on East 30th Street but subsequently lost it when he declared bankruptcy, even though he was still the beneficiary of a trust fund yielding more than $500,000 a year. He moved to the Bahamas in 2004.

“I have tried to use my millions creatively,” Mr. Hartford wrote in one of the early issues of his magazine Show. But, he added, “The golden bird, coming to life, has sometimes wriggled out of my hand and flown away.”

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Good, Clean, Money-Saving Fun

I had dinner the other night at Joya, a Thai restaurant in Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn. I've written before about its sister restaurant in Park Slope, called Song. Both places seem to have found a recipe for success in offering a hip atmosphere and really low prices-- they always seem to be jam-packed with a diverse crowd, people of every age, race, class, and orientation all chowing down on generously sized $7-8 entrees.

After enjoying some veggie dumplings, chicken masaman curry and a shrimp/portobello mushroom special, with a couple of drinks, all coming to about $50 for two people, I decided to stop in the bathroom on the way out. While I was, ahem, seated, I looked down and noticed a shiny quarter on the floor! As longtime readers will know, I love finding money and will stop and pick up a coin of almost any amount. A quarter is especially exciting, as it can be used for laundry.

But this quarter was on the floor in a bathroom. The bathrooms at Joya seem quite clean as New York restaurant bathrooms go, but the quarter was on the bathroom floor in a slightly puddly looking area, which was kind of sort of really near the toilet. This gave me pause. I stood there for a minute and thought, "should I just give up on this quarter? Is that too gross?" It also occurred to me that this might be one of those jokes where the quarter is super-glued to the floor and if I try to get it I'll end up on Candid Camera or YouTube as the crazy girl who's willing to scrape a quarter off a dirty bathroom floor.

But the intrepid penny pinching Madame X came through and I told myself, "@#(*&$ it, I want that quarter!" I turned on the water in the sink. I put some soap on my hands. I bent down to grab the quarter. This attempt at germ-busting then resulted in some comical slippery fumbling with the quarter (which perhaps you've already seen on YouTube, but god I hope not...). But I eventually got the quarter to the sink where I washed it and my hands thoroughly with more soap. I then dried off my prize and took it home in my coat pocket.

Yes, it's possible that this quarter might still have been crawling with nasty bacteria but I didn't hang onto it for long-- the next morning I ended up giving it to a friend to use in a parking meter.

And yes, this is how far I'll go for 25 cents. I think it's a good exercise, actually, in adjusting one's financial attitude. Picking up a coin reminds me that the little things matter, and that I don't take financial issues lightly. It reminds me that money is money, and no honest way of acquiring it should be considered beneath one's dignity. But really, if you see me on YouTube, please don't forward it to all your friends.

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Today's Weirdest News

This was my favorite money-related story from today's New York Times:

Corpse Wheeled to Check-Cashing Store Leads to 2 Arrests

Even for the once-notorious Hell’s Kitchen neighborhood, it may have been a first: Two men were arrested on Tuesday after pushing a corpse, seated in an office chair, along the sidewalk to a check-cashing store to cash the dead man’s Social Security check, the police said.

When Virgilio Cintron, 66, died at his apartment at 436 West 52nd Street recently, his roommate and a friend saw an opportunity to cash his $355 check, the police said.

They did not go about it the easy way, the police said, choosing a ruse that resembled the plot of “Weekend at Bernie’s,” a film about two young men who prop up their dead employer to pretend that he is alive.

“Hell’s Kitchen has a rich history,” said Paul J. Browne, a police spokesman, “but this is one for the books.”

There was no sign of foul play in Mr. Cintron’s death, he added.
Nice try, guys!

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Looking for Love? Or Money?

I was talking to a friend recently about the crazy things people write in personal ads, and I thought to myself, "How many of these crazy things might have to do with money?" So here's what I found while looking at Craigslist yesterday. I think all these ads pretty much speak for themselves!


From M4W:

MILLIONAIRE $$$ NEED LOVE TOO


Reply to: xxxxxxx@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-09-04, 11:07AM EDT


Let me start by saying that this is NOT an ad looking to solicit someone for a Sugar Daddy or sex-for-money situation, and I apologize in advance if I offended anyone reading this...I am a very successful businessman, who is the President of a reputable and fairly known Wall St company (hence, the bull photo - lol) ..So, "why does he need to post an ad and talk about his money" you say - Well, with a work schedule of about 70-80 hours a week, I would like to spend my free time with a quality woman who can enjoy the "benefits" of my success. Also, the women I attract are usually attracted to motivated, goal-oriented men who are happy with what they have and confident in their abilities.

I can assure you that you will be quite pleased with the whole package, tall, fit, athletic and handsome with All-American look of light brown hair/blue eyes..More importantly, I am sincere, generous and intelligent, wrapped into a sarcastic wit (that might not always translate well over IM or email, so we will need to meet in person for me to officially piss you off - lol) and a passive Type A personality.

I am looking for a woman who can stimulate me both mentally and physically. To the latter, she should be over 5'4 (since I am 6'2) and very fit with curves in the right places. Inside, I am looking for someone who is confident without being arrogant or jaded, has an equal sense of wit, and is down to earth and knows what she wants and how to get it. My age is 37, but I am willing to meet someone from 20-35, as long as there is a mental connection. Finally, please be willing to EXCHANGE photos (you will get my IMMEDIATE attention if you reply back with one or two), since we respect each others time, and both know that there needs to be an initial amount of physical attraction to make it worthwhile to meet. If you think you might be what I am looking for, I look forward to the opportunity to treat you like a Princess, and make each day we're together like a holiday


TALL FIT HANDSOME CREATIVE AND.....AFFLUENT !!! - 41


Reply to: xxxxxxx@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-09-04, 11:18AM EDT


I am a Venture-Capitalist-exmusician with advanced degrees, 6’4”, 195 lbs., very dark brown hair, very dark brown eyes, ruggedly handsome. More about me: I climb, A guy who travels a lot - but not only to resorts and magic kingdoms!!! A man who, at a moments notice, will wisk you off to a tropical paradise where we would frolick in grass huts and the clearest blue seas, but then will get you back in time for the opening of the ballet season.
A man who actually hikes, bikes, swims, dives, surfs, sails, can set a tent and knows which direction kayak goes. And is efficient, competent, confident, smart. A man who looks good in a boardroom or restaurant wearing a suit, but even better camping in the wilderness. Assertive buy NOT a macho guy, not the pushy style. A guy who is intelligent, educated, wise enough. Adventurous but not a beach bum. Absolutely NOT the -sit in front of TV and drink beer kind of guy. Fit and athletic not by just watching sports, have been in the martial arts for many years.. Financially stable (I am intelligent so of course) but not snobbish.
I have passions, vision . As I like to think I am a truly well rounded man, I want a woman that has varied interests and experience as well the same passion for life that I have.

P.S. Please send that photo and something about you and I will reciprocate

  • Location: NYC

From W4W:

$$$$SUGAR MAMA WANTED$$$$$$$$$


Reply to: xxxxxxx@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-09-04, 8:57AM EDT


Hello Ladies,

l seeking an gainfuly employment woman, or financial secure one to help me financially.Your age and nationality is irrelavant to me.
You must be, outgoing, enjoys, bars, club, like to playing bowling
enjoys museum, arts, film, dinner.
About me: l am presentable, college educated, smart, can hold a conversation.
drama free.
Please ladies l'm not interesting to hear about your exlover, you must be single and unattached.
Please reply with your pix, and you get mine.

Good Luck!!!!!!
  • Location: MOON.

From W4M:

Looking for Benefactor - 24


Reply to:xxxxxxx@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-09-04, 10:43AM EDT


Young, petite. cute looking and nice foreigner but totally broked is looking for "only"
financial aid due my bills, rent..What I am seeking is drama free, hopefully out going relation with a man who is relatively good looking (no more than 40 yrs old), intelligent, sane upon each others attraction.
I'll respond only serious "offers".

  • Location: Manhattan, Queens

mixed tomboy seeks investment banker... - 24 (Downtown)


Reply to: xxxxxxx@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-09-04, 3:06AM EDT


i totally dig all the numbers you work with. i dated an investment banker before, and he was so intriguing. not only that, he spoiled me to pieces.

im almost done with school myself and was looking around. dating a man with any other profession just seems like a waste of time. im way smarter than the average girl my age...

i dont want a relationship. dont have the time or energy.

let me know what you think...



From M4M:

looking for generous this morning - 29 (Harlem / Morningside)


Reply to: xxxxxxx@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-09-04, 7:35AM EDT


I'm looking for a generous guy to help me this morning...it will be worth your while..Even if you typically don't have to pay, it would be much appreciated and very hot. I need to make $300 for rent....
I'm 29, white, 6', 170, ....,bi, moderately hairy.
I have limited experience with guys....
I'm near Columbia. Can host or travel to you in Manhattan
I have pics.


From Misc Romance:

Can you help this girl in need???? (Upper West Side)


Reply to: xxxxxxx@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-09-03, 11:41PM EDT


Hi there,

I am looking for someone to help me with a loan by tomorrow (Tuesday). I will pay high interest if you can help me out. Please email me back asap with your terms.

Thanks

Looking for sexy chick for $hopping - m4w - 35


Reply to: xxxxxxx@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-09-02, 11:31PM EDT


I am a cute guy who loves buying things for girls.I'm looking for a sexy girl whom I can take shopping on the weekends.This could lead to an ongoing thing.If your interested let me know and give me some idea of what you like.


And strangely enough, there was a story on the front page of today's New York Times about Craigslist being used more and more to promote the services of prostitutes!

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Grossest Money-Saving Idea Ever

StyleyGeek left this comment on my first NZ vacation post:

I just wanted to comment on the swimming pool: NZ swimming pools might be cheap, but they have a bit of an "ick" factor. Lately Christchurch in particular has been having trouble with kids pooing in the pool: several times a day, in fact (apparently they do it because if the pool has to be closed for sanitation, they get a refund on their entry fee). I was just reading about it in one of the local papers. It's put me off going there for life!
Yuck! The pool I went to in Christchurch had crystal clear clean water, and fortunately, there were separate pools for kids and adult lap swimming. I wonder if they would have to close them both down...

But maybe I'll try pooping in the pool at my gym, to see if I can get a partial refund on my membership... there's one answer to the question "How do you know you've taken frugality too far?"

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Rule #11: See No Evil, Hear No Evil...

I met a professional dominatrix at a party the other night. (Being able to say this sort of thing 100% truthfully is reason #1364 why I love New York.) Now if I was really the stellar personal finance blogger that I aspire to be, I would have thought to ask her some relevant questions about her work, such as "how much do rubber bodysuits cost these days," "are your whips and handcuffs tax deductible," and "does the dungeon you work for offer a good 401k?"
I'm sure she would have been willing to talk to me about some of these issues, as she was off-duty and really quite friendly: at one point, she sat on my lap and stroked my cheek, and twice, she bent over and slapped her own ass in my direction, which I think is dominatrix sign-language for "I like you."
Anyway, that was about as much dominatrix as I could handle, so I doubt the PF interview will ever happen, but the encounter did leave me feeling like it was about time we had a few more RULES around here! So appropriately enough, I present Rule #11:

  • Sensory deprivation.
I think anyone would agree that if you are blindfolded, gagged and restrained, it is virtually impossible to spend money, unless the person who got you into that condition is charging by the hour. But let's think about some more reasonable alternatives, at least as they apply to my life.

I don't watch TV. I think this alone is a huge factor. If I don't see something, I won't want it. And let's face it, advertising works. I can't tell you how often I've had to grit my teeth and pass up buying a Swiffer-- my brain tells me a regular mop or paper towel will do the job, but the commercials make the Swiffer look so much more fun!

I don't read all the catalogs I get. Of course I don't have the willpower to throw out every single one, but most of them go straight in the trash, unless there is a chance I might find something I particularly need.

I don't go window-shopping, and I rarely read fashion magazines, decorating magazines, etc. Just more glossy, beautiful ways to think you need something that you really only want.

I try not to listen to the proverbial Mr. & Mrs. Jones, so I won't be tempted to keep up with the various vacations, new cars, clothes, social activities, and real estate that they are no doubt bragging about.

And though this one might really seem impossible to most people, I don't tend to listen to music radio stations. I used to listen to a great alternative radio station back in the 80s and early 90s, and I was constantly buying records, tapes and CDs of the bands they played. Now I listen to talk programs on NPR and use my iPod for music, and I'm much less tempted to buy new CDs. I still hear music in stores and through friends, and I still read reviews and check things out on iTunes and then buy the CDs I really want. My CD collection may not be the most up-to-the-minute, but I have plenty of great things to listen to, and if I miss some catchy new tune from a one-hit-wonder, I figure it's no great loss.

So that covers some options for the senses of sight and hearing, which are, as it happens, the senses of which a dominatrix is most likely to deprive you. I'm sure there are also ways to save money by not allowing oneself to touch, sniff, or lick things, and if you happen to think of any, please let me know! But be aware that from now on, I will be enforcing a strict policy that all comments be prefaced by "May I speak, Mistress X?" I know you love it, you miserable worms. Thhhwack!