You know, it's been a while since I got into some of the details of my daily spending. So I'll tell you exactly what I spent yesterday, a day in the life of Madame X:
Breakfast: $3,360.00 for coffee and a muffin
Lunch: $9,100.00 for a salad and a vitamin water
Dinner: $51,000.00 for dinner at a sushi place with Sweetie
Miscellaneous: $2,000,000.00 to buy a New York Times because my delivered copy was stolen.
Wow, realizing I spent this much, I am now TOTALLY FREAKED OUT!!! I have blown my budget for not just this week or this month, but for like, my whole lifetime! I'm going to have to cash in my retirement savings to pay for this! Oh Noooooooo!!!!!
Madame X, you are hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI think you can have a career in journalism, covering Wall St! You've got the financial chops for it!
Too funny. Unfortunately, the hit my stocks took yesterday wasn't funny due to either someone's fat finger, or a computer's fat glitch.
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Gee, it'd a heck of a glitch if I spent like this! I miss the good old days...
ReplyDeleteWhoa! I think I'll have to jump off a cliff or something if I spent that much. LOL. Anyway, thanks for your posts. I enjoy reading them and it helps me keep track of my own expenses. Cheers!
ReplyDeleteAlways a joy to read your articles, and always learn something new! thumbs up!
ReplyDeletethis is a great article. thanks
ReplyDeleteHa! Peasant.
ReplyDeleteThanks for this glimpse into how the other half lives. Must be rough.
LOL..Skynet is angry...
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Haha! You need some new accounting software! Great reading as always Madame X
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